Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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