i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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