I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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