Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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