Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she told me i tasted like america
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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