i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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