when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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