I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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