'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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