am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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