how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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