I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
he thought i was a dude.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
should my penis look like a turkey
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Randomize
