According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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