I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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