i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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