Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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