if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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