Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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