we have pet lesbian snakes
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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