found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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