ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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