Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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