Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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