i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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