you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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