Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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