Soap is not a condiment
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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