is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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