They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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