SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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