Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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