just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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