her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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