No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
The uberlube is also flammable
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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