Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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