just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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