Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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