I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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