I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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