i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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