New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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