DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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