OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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