Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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