They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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