my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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