There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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