People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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