We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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