Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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