hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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