I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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